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Boat Day Writing Edited
Boat Day in A Nutshell
By Jacob Mr. Random Tux Freer-Balko
Anything that has to do with Boat Day has to be made out of Plastic, PVC, Milk Carton Materials and 7 Rolls of Duct Tape, I'll just take you through some simple history of Boat Day, It started in 1986 when Milk Cartons and Seltzer Bottles went through Susan's Head, and a whole bunch of PVC and Duct Tape.
Our first Boat Day came out with all those things happening at the same time.
The school soon built the Dragon! The Original boat of TNS and the first boat to sail! They went to a place called Crystal Pond to sail it. But a Policeman (A Lousy One Indeed) decided to come to them and say BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!*
(*Get out of the water before I arrest you for No Apparent Reason!)
Susan responded But this is a School Event! Aren't Schools allowed to do their own Events anywhere? The Policeman Blabbed again: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH*
(*No! You need some kind of permit! No
The TrundlerThe waste land behind the fire station is always silent. No birds sing there, and even the wild rabbits and feral cats avoid it. Weedy wildflowers nod their seasonal heads in the breeze. Lying fallow in the midst of housing developments, shopping malls, the new movie theater — the vacant lot stands out like a knife wound on a woman’s placid face, shocking, brazen, ugly.
It is always empty. Except for one thing: a ragged heap of old trash, all nasty black tar paper and vicious snarls of rusted wire, car parts and broken glass and other junkyard jetsam. The embodiment of injury waiting to happen, an invitation to a tetanus shot... the city never hauled it away. No one ever wants anywhere near it; it radiates an eerie sense of calculating watchfulness.
And at night, it wanders.
When darkness falls, and the last cars heading into the hives of tract housing stop illuminating the asphalt with moving-picture shadows, it… unfolds. Bitter, broken tangles, grotesquely mov
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